Bobby's World

Bobby's World is one of the best cartoons ever. I am up way to early and I want some breakfast now.

I will never fall in love

I hate when people and relatives ask me when I will get married. I tell them never. Because I will never fall in love. I don't believe one day I will wake up and meet someone who will change everything. No one will understand me. Plus I can't even meet anyone I am attracted to enough.

Blah I will never fall in love. I really hate when people keep asking me! I want to be rich. Love is not real.

I much rather drink some whiskey and get drunk than ever believe in love.

In a moment of inspiration everything was so clear!

In a moment of inspiration everything was so clear for once! I saw the glowing toys and art manifest. endless gold and riches came my way. All my dreams and desires started to manifest for the first time.

There is no stopping me now. I am in my zone for certain. But tell me something my friend. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Things are getting clear for the first time ever!

Manifest you dreams.. make your dream this reality.

Why do people search for love?

I often wonder why people search for love? Is it that we can't be happy being single alone? Do we all really need romance ? Is it just a plot by the candy companies to sell more candy on Valentines? No there is something more sinister at work here. The child support payments want your money. As well as the diaper and baby product companies. Ahhh I can see it now a bunch of evil guys plotting all this to get you to fall in love. And then bam! You fell in their trap and made them rich.

Foolish mortals !

Valentines day

Well it's Valentines Day again. This Holiday must have been created in the flames of hell. Because it just reminds single people they have not found magical love and happiness. I mean what the hell is this ? I think it's a special kind of torture. Well that is why I boycott the whole bloody thing. Oh yes and no facebook or going outside. Special message to you couples out there! No one cares you are in love, expect for the flower and candy companies you are making rich! You are not making me any money. So I don't care!

To hell with Valentines day.